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Joke of the Day

"Dinner: I BIT THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH! IT WILL NEVER HEAL! NOTHING WILL EVER BE RIGHT AGAIN! Next morning: Oh, OK."

"What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights? Ooooooh, aaaaaah..."

"I bet there would be a lot more wars if there weren't boobs. I haven't seen a boob in 2 days and I'm ready to kill someone."

"Creed is Alter Bridge with a stapp infection."

"Having fun with your primary-school friends, a perfectly legal thing to do, before... ...the *age of consent* was invented."

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink... However, you can certainly stand there until it gets thirsty."

"C, Eb, and G walk into a bar, and the bartender says, ""We don't serve minors here."" So Eb leaves, and C and G have a fifth between them."

"I got sent out of class today at school. The teacher yelled at me, ""What would your parents say if I called them?' I replied, ""Hello?"""

"Matt LeBlanc was just announced as the newest presenter on BBC's Top Gear It may be a challenge for him, on his last show it's like he was always stuck in second gear"

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy is 13 to come on his face."