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Joke of the Day

"Guy having sex says ""damn, there should be a law against sex this good"" To which the girl replies ""I think there is daddy"""

"My daughter is so ugly... ...everytime I molest her I have to close my eyes and think of her sister."

"A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off."

"I didn't sleep so well last night... So this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I made it halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."

"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars!"

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. - TommyEdisonXP (youtuber)"

"No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house... It's actually just a mynah problem."

"If God made anything better than pussy he kept it for himself."

"Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights can make a plane."

"What do root vegetables do at tha club? Turnip"