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Joke of the Day
"A nihilist walks into a bar..."
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"Words: For when an emoticon just isn't enough."
"I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD."
"Why did Marlin and Dory never date? Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres."
"Doctors have confirmed that masturbation is life threatening Many men have died after having a stroke"
"TIL you can get kicked out of the Navy for getting on the wrong vessel just once. Oops, wrong sub."
"LPT: If at first you don't succeed Repost in another sub"
"How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm? Just look for the fresh prints."
"What do you call a furiously masturbating dinosaur? A Velocifapper."
"NURSE: do you have any allergies ME: burnt bread NURSE: you're allergic to burnt bread? ME: yes I'm black toast intolerant"