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Joke of the Day
"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars!"
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"Anyone need a break up line? ""It's not you... but maybe it's Maybelline. Clowns wear less makeup than you"""
"If life gives you lemons... Make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"
"The #1 Killer of cats aged 14+ is feline AIDS. However, the #1 Killer of people aged 60+ is.... Hearing AIDS."
"WHAT ARE THOSE???? /u/doubledickdude - They're my cocks."
"Never date an intelligent, incredibly handsome, wealthy man. He's a violent psychopath that wants to kill you *things i learned from horrors"
"What came first...? Kid Flash or Flash's Dick?"
"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because the prices are so good you are practically stealing."
"ISIS frequently takes credit for random attacks even when they had nothing to do with them, making ISIS basically the Fat Jew of terrorism"
"What are the symptoms of amnesia? I can't remember"