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Joke of the Day

"Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning? .....have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?"

"What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers! :D"

"Did you know there's a new sub for disputes? r/gument I'll show meself out."

"Why should jokes always be sent over TCP? Because you're assured that the recipient will get it. (Don't you DARE explain the joke in the comments)"

"Yo mama so poor when she found a penny on the ground she thought she won the lottery"

"I just bought some land with a stranger and now we have a lot in common."

"Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !"

"New fast food chain in Germany Apparently is called ""In-and-Auschwitz Burgers."" The slogan is ""Bacon isn't the only thing cookin in the oven!"""

"I'm quite sure if Adam had offered Eve a donut, that whole Garden of Eden thing would've gone in an entirely different direction."

"What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble? ""I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"""