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Joke of the Day

"WARNING: This film MAY contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time."

"By now, I'm pretty sure Scott Weiland was right. He's half the man he used to be."

"My body is a temple Only because it hates Palestine"

"I hate math.. I'll give you a number of reasons why!"

"Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes."

"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."

"How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !"

"What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans? The scaffolding"

"What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girl's butt hole? You know you shouldn't, but sooner or later you're gonna give it a lick."

"What has nine arms and blows? Def Leppard"