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Joke of the Day
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"My signature move is eating a whole bag of something before realizing I don't like it."
"Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer? Because he kept calling ""One Love"""
"*Snowman wakes up in hospital* ""What happened to me?!"" Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did?"
"ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick. ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent."
"Where do bears go after smoking some weed? Hibearnation"
"What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !"
"Black person: Jeans $200, Shirt $100, Shoes $160, pockets.. $0 White Person: Jeans $15, Shirt $20, Shoes $30, pockets $5,000"
"The link between Eschatology and Scatology While no one really knows what will happen at the end of times, one thing is certain. It will all go to shit."
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm black?? Cop: Sir, you're white, driving 90 in a 30. Me: Racist. Cop: Get out."