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Joke of the Day

"New fast food chain in Germany Apparently is called ""In-and-Auschwitz Burgers."" The slogan is ""Bacon isn't the only thing cookin in the oven!"""

"The best part of marriage is when your spouse goes on a diet and you don't have to share your snacks."

"There was a documentary on TV about animal abuse. I felt lonely watching it by myself, so I made my dog watch it with me. Whether he wanted to or not."

"Chuck Norris does not ""style"" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror."

"If you ever doubt the value of writers, just follow your favorite actor on Twitter."

"Vote for the Best Military Joke of 2008 | Funny Stuff | Reader's Digest"

"What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? ""Curses! Foil again!"""

"When someone says ""sorry it's so messy in here"" regarding their mostly clean car I laugh so loud I cough up several pieces of trash"

"Why are african americans so good at sports? Because of hard work and dedication."

"How do you milk an almond?"