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Joke of the Day
"What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble? ""I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"""
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"What do you call a sharp witted man, that knows many languages, and is skilled at giving oral? A cunning linguist."
"Have you heard? Have you heard of the Arkadian Genocide? Exactly."
"You don't hear much from our Vice President.... Obama zipped him up and he's a-biden. Edit: typo. For you, grammar nazis."
"Did you hear the amusement park was offering free bungee jumping? No strings attached!"
"What's the best part of a redneck brothel? The family discount"
"Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !"
"Why should you avoid people dressed as celery? They could be stalking you!"
"Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn"
"I Need To Tell You All SomeThing Very Important. Sanic Ate A Burrito Then Pooped On Bready."