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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers! :D"
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"I startled my dog as she was peeing on a mailbox so now the dog she was leaving a message for is only gonna get half of it"
"So I read on a website to ""treat your furry friend once a week."" So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia."
"If a threesome is with three people, and a twosome is with two people.... does that mean im handsome?"
"Sometimes I get the urge to run around naked.. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking."
"My grandfather always said: ""Don't look after your money, look after your health"" Once I was looking after my health and someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."
"""Do you know what this room needs? At least four paintings of lighthouses!"" white people"
"What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke? You really have to nail it"
"Why do animal rights activists hate NASA? Because curiosity killed the cat."
"My password is ""weak?"" Well your password recovery security question is soft as shit. The city I was born in? Ask me why my mom left my dad."