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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Thomas Jefferson and Ariel Castro? Thomas Jefferson wore a wig when he raped his slaves"

"[exchanging vows] HIM: I'll love you forever. HER: I'll love you until you leave me a voicemail. HIM: Wait, what?! PRIEST: No, that's fair."

"What file turns a 1mm hole into a 10mm hole? A paedophile."

"Did you hear the Joke they don't tell retards... No, Oh my bad."

"I don't see the point of being a godmother if the kid refuses to kiss my ring. I mean, what the hell?"

"Name a country that doesn't have a letter ""A"". JEPEN LOL"

"What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common? They both work on crowded platforms."

"So I decided to finally try one of those vegan stores It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase"

"Click here for joke. Click the back button for joke."

"I found out blowing in the dogs face makes her stop barking. I tried the same thing on my wife to make her stop yelling and she bit me."