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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to prepare baby food? Shake'n bake."

"Some friends of mine had a baby. They didn't want to know what sex it was, instead they just preferred to wait, and see how much it earned."

"I think my neighbor is very sick. I have now seen him putting no less than six of his arms in his garbage over the past year."

"What is a nazi's favourite food? Luftwaffles"

"I'm never tired. They call me Ironman"

"What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose? Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works."

"Nothing makes me feel more ""white collar"" than when I'm nodding my head at someone pointing to a line graph that I know nothing about."

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus."

"What did the Chinese man in an unhappy marriage say when he found out his wife faked her death? ""I never bereaved her anyways."""

"Have you seen the midget outside Walmart, that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't."