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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a green man sitting on my porch? My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want."

"I take for granite people's poor grammar. More pacifically, how there always thinking ""for all intensive purposes"" is supposably correct."

"Why did the marine park worker feel aimless? Because they lacked porpoises."

"'I Love You' is a mathematical function where, 'I Love' - is constant and ; 'You' - is a variable.."

"What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory? Head Ganon"

"Mexican artists were hired to make Donald Trump look more ""authentic"" to the Mexican demographic. So they drew a bunch of penises on his face."

"The #1 rule of being a successful shirt: Always Be Clothing."

"What does Melania see in Donald Trump? 10 billion dollars and high Cholesterol"

"What is green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers"

"A man overdosed on Viagra... ...His wife took it hard."