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Joke of the Day

"Apparently 95% of the girl like to be waking up by oral sex !!! Well its not true, ""WHO ARE YOU AND REMOVE THIS FROM MY MOUTH"" Said the girl in the park yesterday !!"

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"I think one of my dads might be gay..."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Stegosoreass."

"What do you call vampires vagina? Cunt Dracula"

"I tried to catch fog the other day I mist"

"A few weeks ago I mentioned toilet paper in a tweet and got toilet paper in the mail. So, here goes: dragons."

"My neighbor's diary says I have boundary issues."

"If you believe binoculars are overrated, then look no further."

"I'm in the mood to multiply"

"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""