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Joke of the Day

"Bobby Flay's sister is pretty big in the dessert game too. Sue Flay."

"Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond? He was taking a sheet."

"All this negativity in the world and I still remain Positive! -Magic Johnson"

"During labor the pain is so intense A woman almost feels what a man feels when he has a fever"

"At my funeral, I'd like my family, my closest friends, and a high-pitched squeal no one can locate the source of"

"I'm more of a leader than a follower, unless you're wearing yoga pants."

"A ""G"" in the right font is not only a nice looping arrow, it's also a map to the mythical G-spot!"

"[NSFW] A Jelly Baby goes to the Doctor... Jelly Baby: ""Doctor, Doctor, my penis has gone black."" Doctor: ""What have you been doing?!"" Jelly Baby: ""I don't know... Fucking allsorts!"""

"Why'd the Titanic stop putting out on the first date? The iceberg had said 'just the tip'"

"I hate when I can't remember if my wife and I are in love or fighting. So, I'm like a minesweeper in the mornings."