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Joke of the Day
"Kinky = using a feather. Perverted = using the whole chicken."
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"Two caw are standing in a field Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter."
"Yet another yo mama joke Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her 2 trips."
"What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross? A cross-wok."
"What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline."
"""I'm tired."" - Beat Cop"
"Welcome to Syria! You'll have a blast :)"
"This guy called me ""mindless"". I didn't think much of it."
"If they gave out awards for sex... You wouldn't even have a participation ribbon As in, you have not participated. You are virgin"
"What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed? WasWas"