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Joke of the Day

"I've heard making the perfect salad can be pretty difficult... Not exactly **rocket** science though, is it?"

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"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."
"TIL Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto translates you to ""Thank You Mr. Robot"" The Spanish translation is Muchos Gracias Marco Rubio"
"My husband is like Santa Claus He's old, fat, and comes once in a year."
"What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme? A Loco Motif"
"What do you name a dog with no legs? It doesn't really matter, he isn't going to Heel anytime soon."
"Today i learned that dolphins are the only animals other than humans that enjoy sex! I'm not sure if it was worth getting banned from all those zoo's to find out though"
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain :D"
"I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. All he does is stand there applauding and saying he loves how smooth it is."
"What do you call the boner of a necrophiliac? Mourning wood"
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