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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross? A cross-wok."
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"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'"
"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing."
"What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor"
"I removed electrons from a seal Got a seal-ion"
"You know you're old when... ...what were we talking about?"
"What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once"
"Today is the last Cinco De Mayo If Trump wins the election"
"Dollar Tree clerk asked me to fill out a survey to maybe win a $500 gift card and I was like I don't need to own a whole dollar store thanks"
"What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants? ""It's driving me nuts!"""