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Joke of the Day
"""I'm tired."" - Beat Cop"
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"What does a black man do after sex? Wipes away the pepper spray and 25 to life."
"Men spend more time smelling their clothes than they do cleaning them."
"Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled"
"What's worse than fighting an uphill battle? Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there."
"What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight? Civilwar!"
"I once asked my friend why he only had a step ladder. He told me ""I don't know, I never knew my real ladder."""
"Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
"""Incontinence hotline... ...can you hold?"""