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Joke of the Day
"Welcome to Syria! You'll have a blast :)"
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"A Muslim walks into a bar An allahu ak-bar."
"What does a hooker get from Santa? 50 bucks"
"I gave a paraplegic a Rubik's cube... Left him completely stumped."
"Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now."
"Dentist: How often do you floss? Dracula: Every day Dentist: Your gums are covered in blood. Dracula: Oh...I mean never. I never floss."
"People accuse me of never giving a damn about anyone but myself, but I distinctly remember saying 'bless you' when someone sneezed last year"
"What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life? the Martians"
"Why was the programer killed by a snake? He underestimated the speed of the python."
"What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave? I don't know....I was too busy masterbating."