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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't ken and barbie ever have kids? Because ken always comes in a different box."
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"What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."
"Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak? [x-post /r/puns] Scotch."
"Why is it awful to be an egg? You only get laid once, it takes three minutes to get hard, and you come in a box with eleven others."
"Why is ten afraid of nine? Because nine ate seven! *heh heh*"
"Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I'm done drinking the alcohol inside I feel a lot better."
"sometimes when I finish eating a bag of microwave popcorn I try to eat a couple unpopped kernels just to convince myself it's really over"
"No male deserves to win the lottery.. They already won it when they were born."
"Australia beat England in their matchup in the Rugby World Cup. I guess you could say the prisoners beat the guards."
"Oh my god, my jeans fit! All I have to do is not sit down, not walk, and not breathe. I totally got this."