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Joke of the Day

"Australia beat England in their matchup in the Rugby World Cup. I guess you could say the prisoners beat the guards."

"How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he wishes it took two."

"Hunters should always know what's behind their target Behind mine is a Sam's Club and a Starbucks"

"What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese? Nanking Donuts"

"A kid goes up to his dad with a question... ""Dad, can I ask you something?"" ""Of course."" ""You and mom are both white, but I'm black. Why?"" ""That party was so wild, it's a wonder you don't bark."""

"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"

"Addiction therapist: You've tweeted 36k tweets in a year. Me: Yeah, so? Therapist: What are you paying me for? Me: Material. Therapist: ..."

"Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: ""Dam."""

"Premature ejectualation dinner party tonight, there's no formal dress code... Just come in your pants."

"RT = Retweet. PR = Paraphrased tweet. MR = Mangled tweet. Please know which one you are doing and use accordingly."