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Joke of the Day
"No male deserves to win the lottery.. They already won it when they were born."
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"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not."
"2 P R D R D R 2 R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 R D D R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 R D R D R 2 1 P R D R 2 1 P D R P R D R 2 1 P D R D R D P 2 A girl trying to park a car"
"My brother was recently diagnosed with an eating disorder called pica, which means he eats non-nutritive substances... When I beat him at Jenga the other day, he literally shit bricks."
"Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy? If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)"
"If it wasn't for Carpal Tunnel I wouldn't know when to stop masturbating."
"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk..."
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowy forest? You look for his fresh prints. ( )"
"You ever hear of the Nazi strip club? They don't make it rain, they make it Heil!"
"What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo"