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Joke of the Day
"Why is ten afraid of nine? Because nine ate seven! *heh heh*"
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"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer."
"What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad dad look what marma-laid' !"
"What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol? No L"
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? ...the wheelchair"
"On the one hand, I want to exercise and take care of myself. On the other hand, it's just more years of living on a planet full of morons."
"Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really."
"I'd read a book written by the person who pushes the room service cart into people's hotel rooms."
"Just Instagramed picture of a dog. Now I will have to eat it."
"What type of math is dead? Aerith-matic.."