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Joke of the Day
"Why is ten afraid of nine? Because nine ate seven! *heh heh*"
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"It was a shame King Henry VIII had a lisp, it made it quite difficult for him to order his wives coffee. ""I'll have them decapitated"""
"Raccoons are like hobos, they live outside plus they don't like being shaved while they're eating."
"My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there's one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are. Napalm"
"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence... For instance: ""Ben is in a hurry."" ""Ben is in a coma."""
"Hush little baby, Don't say a word. Daddy's gonna buy you a bunch of crap so he doesn't have to hear your incessant whining ya spoiled brat."
"What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
"What did the cook say to his wife? I'm cumin!"
"I don't think my black friends on Facebook have the same keyboard as me."
"Me: A wise man once said... Wife: STOP QUOTING YOURSELF!"