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Joke of the Day
"What did Mickey Mouse say to Trump when Goofy threw a shoe at him? DONALD DUCK !!!"
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"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub"
"Es cargo A snail was writing s on his car a boy sees him and asks ""Why are you writing s on your car"" the snail says ""So when people see me driving they'll say wow look at that Es cargo """
"I'm trying to find a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing"
"How do you throw a party in space? You planet."
"(Dirty) What's good on a pizza but bad on a pussy? A thin layer of crust"
"What do you call a confused Asian? Disoriental."
"What do you call a pirate's girlfriend? His soulmatey"
"To all new iPad owners. When you masturbate in front of your new device, make sure to put some porn on its screen to avoid embarrassment."
"I saw a homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff... It was a vague rant."