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Joke of the Day

"Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft"

"What do you call a watermelon in California? A melon"

"This joke didn't just happen by chance It was punintentional"

"I hope that Cyber Monday extends to the deep web... Because I'm going to need to a discount on a new liver after all of that Thanksgiving drinking!"

"These ebola jokes are terrible! They're making my eyes bleed"

"Don't be silly, I'm not objectifying women. I'm not sexually attracted to objects."

"There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary code and those who don`t."

"What did the town say to it's father, the city, when it left to get groceries Ciudad"

"Japan Q : What do people in Japan call fat people ? A: ""Double Buddha"""

"*Receives good, solid, sound advice. *Does exact opposite."