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Joke of the Day

"Now that Prince is dead... ...is he formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince?"

"Colin from ""Whose Line Is It Anyway"" just quit. Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself."

"ACTORS: It's easy to appear blind. Look near but never at someone when you talk to them, and if anyone says ""Did you see that?"" say ""Nope""."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender says, ""Hey, that thing is cool! Where did you get him?"" The parrot replies, ""Detroit""."

"A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Sick bastard.."

"I'm told that if you eat pineapple or carrots in excess, your come will taste like that food... Is this why my Japanese girlfriend's pussy tastes like raw fish?"

"What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand? A microwave."

"Name brands really are better. For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works much better on stains than regular pens"

"Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning."

"I ride a dog to work... The commute's a bitch!"