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Joke of the Day

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender says, ""Hey, that thing is cool! Where did you get him?"" The parrot replies, ""Detroit""."

"What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent? A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!"

"Why haven't Fruity/cocoa pebbles teamed up with a milk company to make the flavor of milk that has the taste after you eat the cereal.Idiots"

"What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds? You get to meet Jared Fogel."

"What do you call a stripper donkey? A Horse."

"Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it."

"best Attitude to follow in Life Imagine that you are already dead. This way, whatever u get in life is always a profit for u."

"What did the dad say to his baby who's being breastfed? You mothersucker."

"Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35? A: Because 36 would be too many."

"I don't have a lot of regrets but one time I met a girl named Stephanie & prematurely called her ""Steph."""