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Joke of the Day

"I'm told that if you eat pineapple or carrots in excess, your come will taste like that food... Is this why my Japanese girlfriend's pussy tastes like raw fish?"

"If life give you melons... You're probably dyslexic."

"Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls? **MASONS!**"

"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"

"Dirty joke Do you know who the biggest whore in history is? Mrs. Pacman. For a quarter, that bitch would swallow balls 'till she died."

"What is another name for sunscreen? SOLution"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil. It was a number 2 pencil."

"Why did the angles have such high self esteem? Because they kept complementing each other."

"How many white people can you fit in a can? Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!"

"If my third grade teacher hasn't taught me that little rhyme about spelling.... I'd still be spelling cieling and nieghbor wrong."