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Joke of the Day

"Name brands really are better. For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works much better on stains than regular pens"

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"An eskimo sitting in a kayak was chilly. He lit a fire. Unsurprisingly the kayak sank. Moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too."
"GF: What's my biggest flaw? ME: You haven't got any, you're perfect, I love you GF: No come on, I mean pacifically ME: We should split up"
"What's a 68? She blows me and I owe her one."
"My favorite thing to do at the library is leave browser tabs open with search results for ""best way to clean vomit off a keyboard??"""
"""Ben Carson makes stuff up"" said Donald Trump, self-proclaimed zillionaire, demigod and unicorn owner."
"I *SWEAR* I'm not addicted to brake fluid... I can stop whenever I want"
"Did anyone hear about the new North Korean dance? Its called the Kim Jong un-ce unce unce unce unce"
"""There's an all you can eat--"" CUT TO: My spinning empty office chair"
"An ad at the zoo: Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'"