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Joke of the Day

"Name brands really are better. For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works much better on stains than regular pens"

"I've been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven't taken the hint. It's just awkward now..."

"If a small quiz is a quizicle then a small test is a testicle My science teacher told us this."

"My ex would always skip a letter when reciting the alphabet... She never said y"

"Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No you should eat your fingers separately!"

"College didnt do any good for me, brought about no change in life. I came out of it as I went in......A Virgin"

"""You're beautiful. No, you're beautiful! No, No, you're Beautiful. No No No. You're beautiful."" -Girls on Facebook Profile Pictures"

"iPhone 5s fitted with fingerprint recognition. I'll sleep easier knowing that if my phone gets stolen, they'll likely chop off my hand too."

"In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man."

"What did the redditor say to the repost? Upvote!"