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Joke of the Day

"A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Sick bastard.."

"Want to hear my favorite holocaust joke? Aw, schwitz! I forgot it :("

"What did the trans-gender, pan-sexual, gender-fluid ogre say to the heterosexual male ogre? Shrek your privilege!"

"Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight? They're no longer on a first-name basis."

"A police officer just knocked on my door... and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. Pfft, my dogs don't even own bikes, idiot."

"I have a difficult time living in buildings near many neighbors I think I have an apartment complex."

"A man tried to write with a broken pencil... But it was pointless"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Doorbell salesman!"

"Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!"

"What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity? Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!"