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Joke of the Day
"Ever been kicked in the shin because you don't have any Fruit Loops? Welcome to parenthood."
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"among countless other horrible crimes the KKK also ruined the badass title of ""Grand Wizard"" for every other organization forever"
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"How does a Muslim close a door? Islams It."
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"My dad made this joke after finding out he needed surgery for potential rectal cancer. Well at least no one can call me a complete asshole anymore!"
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