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Joke of the Day

"Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land? Because they really wanted a third's eye view!"

"My sex life and gaming life are pretty similar. I play a lot of single player."

"My chickens were clucking at me Little did I know, they were using fowl language."

"I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved."

"The next Iphone I'm sure the next Iphone will be a big 6s."

"scientist 1: how did you discover that dolphins have sex for pleasure? scientist 2: [flashback to the craziest night of their life] math"

"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her."

"Ignorant person: ""You're Canadian. You live in igloos, right?"" Me: ""You're American. You live in McDonalds', Right?"

"I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I'm an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It's because I'm poor."

"Some people ask me why I never hold a grudge. I've always hated those people."