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Joke of the Day

"If Biff's gang had smoked E-cigarettes in 'Back to the Future 2,' it would've seemed like the least realistic thing in the movie."

"What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open."

"Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies? They come out in hives."

"Do you know why there's no sound when Django has sex? Because the D is silent."

"I am a Art major Leave me a loan"

"I'm not getting the earth anything for Earth Day since it's not going to be around much longer anyway."

"I know what it's like to be pulled back from death and appreciate life more since I dropped my cell phone in the toilet and it still works"

"What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? It's never ending."

"Why do Ninjas always wear black? The skilled ones don't."

"Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son? Son: I smoked weed, dad Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot"