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Joke of the Day
"You've probably heard this joke before. It's hilearious."
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"What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn? Ebo-wling"
"*Rides off into sunset* *forgets mobile* *Rides back*"
"A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: ""You can't park anywhere near this place!"""
"It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside."
"There are two pronunciations for uranus. Ur-anus and Ura-nus I prefer ur-mom"
"I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion."
"Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"A Dragon Joke Two dragons are in a bar. One turns to the other and says ""It's roasting in here!"" The first replies, ""Shut your mouth."""
"New survey: 55% of men expect to pay on the 1st date. While the other 45% have never been on a 2nd date."