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Joke of the Day
"The Push Up ice cream company should just buy out Pringles and make all of our lives easier."
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"Never trust a tree. They're shady as fuck."
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"How do you change the number of sides in a pentagon? You intersect it with a plane."
"My attempt at a Mitch Hedberg joke ""Why are people always having their pizzas delivered? Just order them without liver."""