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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I think we're all going to be okay. Other times I read Yahoo Answers."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Would you like a beer?"" Descartes says, ""I think not,"" and vanishes."

"Interviewer: congrats you got the security guard job Me: *already asleep on a folding chair* Interviewer: hang on u don't start til monday"

"Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays... edit: After googling I found out this joke already existed :|"

"Everybody laughed when I told them I was going to become a comedian They're not laughing now!"

"Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick!"

"If you speak Japanese... Why would you support Trump? He's such a card."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gargling noise*"

"God must be a woman Because just like my wife, she's always right"

"When I asked my girlfriend what car she was going to buy... She said, ""I don't know. I just want something that gets me from A to B."" She's so stupid. No car is going to increase her cup size."