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Joke of the Day

"Kylo Ren used to complain his parents were passive aggressive. Well, boo hoo. My dad was actively aggressive. Just ask my hand."

"Why was the killer whale fired from his restaurant job? Because he didn't serve a porpoise..."

"What's the cheat code for Friday?"

"I am sorry about this. I'm not proud of it. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts."

"I got arrested for breaking into the Chinese restaurant. Don't worry, my attorney said that I'll probably wok."

"iPhone chargers are like arguments with a woman some days you have 1, some days you have 5"

"In the Czech Republic abortions are known as cancelled Czechs"

"Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman? One is real and the other isn't."

"What word that begins with ""N"" and ends with ""R"" do you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"

"How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke."