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Joke of the Day

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend. Perfectly regulated office temperatures are a girl's best friend."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a gynecologist? A gynecologist will shake a woman's hand before grabbing their pussy."

"Why do pedophiles like to play guitar? Because it's completely ok to finger A minor"

"I'm gonna have an Avengers themed birthday party But don't tell anyone, I'm trying to keep it Loki."

"A deer stumbles out of the forest and says ""that's the last time I do that for two bucks."""

"Instead of the standard 140, people should only be allowed as many characters as they have IQ points."

"Looks like Brenda in Accounting drew on her angry eyebrows today..."

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw a light bulb? Why the hell would my basement even need light?"

"What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop? One with everything"

"I thought of this joke while at work today, tell me what you think! Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together? It is always an insecure line!"