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Joke of the Day
"Mickey asks Minnie for divorce Minnie: Are you fucking crazy!? Mickey: No, i'm fucking Daisy."
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"I hope we're past the point in naval technology where loose lips still have the potential to sink ships."
"Jared and zits What's the difference between Jared and Acne? Acne doesn't come on a kids face until there a teenager!"
"I like my women like I like my cars Fast, loud, and used. Off craigslist."
"What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea? An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week."
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? because their fingers are so big."
"Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things."
"3 elephants jump out of a plane 2 hit the ground and 1 hit the water Bump bump shh"
"I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. -Emo Philips"
"I've just been diagnosed with Sausagephobia... ...I fear the Wurst."