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Joke of the Day

"3 elephants jump out of a plane 2 hit the ground and 1 hit the water Bump bump shh"

"How do you start a raid in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling!"

"Just saw a boneless KFC commercial followed by an ad for apple flavored beer. Anyone remember when adults didn't act like five year olds?"

"Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones? You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application."

"Why did the train sound effect album get derailed? The tracks were unfinished."

"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people"

"I used to play hard to get until I realized that I was hard to want"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black. I guess you could say that was dark humor? ;)"

"Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing."

"What do you call a racecar driver? A racist"