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Joke of the Day
"I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. -Emo Philips"
Next Joke
"ME: I wish I could just go back to the good old day FRIEND: don't you mean good old days? ME: no, I just had the one"
"If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it's because I have drugs missing."
"I have a friend who is pregnant. Trouble is, she slept around so much that she has no idea who the mother is."
"What's 6.9? The share one gets in an oral-sex tensome."
"I like my men how I like my coffee, Inside of me."
"What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."
"Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past weekend I guess you can say it was a 6S"
"What does batman add to his tea? Just ice."
"Welcome to college! Here's a list of our majors. Here's a list of majors that lead to unemployment. As you can see, both lists are the same."