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Joke of the Day
"I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. -Emo Philips"
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"[answering machine] ""Hi Mom, leave a message"""
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"Whats worse than eating 10 oysters out of your girlfriends vagina? Realising you only put 9 in"
"Dad: Level Expert Two cupcakes were baking in the oven. One of them turns to the other and say 'Wow! Its hot in here, isn't it?', the second cupcakes screams 'AAAaaaaa! A talking cupcake!'"
"Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along? Because they were being ""brewed"""