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Joke of the Day
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? because their fingers are so big."
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"An horse walks into a bar. The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size."
"Pro tip: if you absolutely must speak in court, do not put air quotes around ""the law"". Judges don't like it."
"What did the Jewish baby say to the Rabbi? Keep the tip."
"I would tell you an Ebola joke... But you probably won't get it"
"I'll be going to my friend's Halloween party as a trapped Chilean miner unable to go to a friend's Halloween party."
"What do you say if Chris Brown is your blackjack dealer and you need another card?"
"How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian"
"So maybe downloading the ruler app to measure the snow wasn't such a great idea"
"What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of shit I don't have a shit bucket in my garage"