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Joke of the Day

"I hope we're past the point in naval technology where loose lips still have the potential to sink ships."

"The masochist and a sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? *Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist? *No.*"

"I've been doing this new program called 'Cooking with Nature: Chinese Edition' You'd think it would be tough, but it's just a wok in the park."

"Some people say that you should let sleeping dogs lie... But I believe that all animals should tell the truth."

"What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!"

"Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going ""shhhhhh""."

"You know what they saw about a guy with a large carbon footprint He is a big dick"

"What is this superb owl of which you speak?"

"""I find it funny when my husband brags about how big his penis is.... .....Mine was way bigger"""

"Female Viagra. Niagara."