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Joke of the Day

"MY NANA WAS A FREAK IN THE SACK. Now granted, we didn't stuff her in that sack often, but boy would she freak out when we did."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? The pizza can feed a family of 4."

"How do you cure depression? A gun."

"I bought my wife some gloves and a sex toy for her birthday if she doesn't like the gloves she can go f*ck herself"

"Robbing me is only a good idea if you're running low on ketchup packets."

"Kids are like farts. You can just about stand your own."

"What's a monkey's favorite snack? Rhesus Peanut butter cups!"

"I wanted to shave my testicles... But I didn't have the balls."

"Why did the polish navy start putting glass floors on their boats? So every time they went out to sea, they could look at their old ships."

"I feel sorry for the wasted sperm Some of them turn out stupid, run for President and win."