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Joke of the Day
"I feel sorry for the wasted sperm Some of them turn out stupid, run for President and win."
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"There is nothing more vile and disgusting than child pornographers. In my opinion, they should be tried as adults."
"Just recorded the baby crying so I can play it back to him while he tries to sleep later to see how he likes it..."
"Fed Up with PETA. We should start an organization called People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals. We'd be knows as a bunch of P.U.T.As"
"What's so great about nihilism? Nothing."
"How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill."
"When you unfollow me, I find your name on a Coke bottle, shake it up, put it back on the shelf and whisper ""suck it"" under my breath."
"I shot my first turkey today! But I scared the hell out of everyone in the meat section."
"A bomb went off in an ink factory... Everyone Dyed."
"What does an onii-chan drive? A Niisan. *cue rimshot*"