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Joke of the Day
"I feel sorry for the wasted sperm Some of them turn out stupid, run for President and win."
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"What did the plate say to the fork? Don't worry, the dinner's on me."
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again"
"ON THE INTERNET : Ughh.. I hate people so much.. APPLYING FOR JOB : I love working with people and I am very sociable"
"A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store..... A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store and steals one item. He take a fence"
"Obama and Jesus What's the difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus could at least make a cabinet."
"How is a lesbian like a camel? Their hump has no bone."
"Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!"
"Almir Payday 2 That is all, thank you."
"If you're not wearing the shirt you slept in, you're doing Sunday wrong."