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Joke of the Day

"I bought my wife some gloves and a sex toy for her birthday if she doesn't like the gloves she can go f*ck herself"

"Protip: if your date is going to throw a drink at your face, at least open your mouth, because hey, free drink."

"So the Chicken and the Egg are laying in bed. The Chicken lights up a cigarette, takes a deep drag and says, ""Well, I guess that answers that question..."""

"password that you shouldn't use dick"

"A man is addicted to Brake Fluid He says he can stop anytime."

"totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra"""

"Expert Archer Detected How do you know if someone's an expert archer? Put an apple on your head & stand still; he'll Tell you."

"What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast? Sugar Puff Daddy"

"""I don't understand why people try to act drunk. I spend most of my time trying to act sober."" - Florida State"

"Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games? All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America."