107904
Joke of the Day
"I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less."
Next Joke
"Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport? Cross-Crountry"
"who gave a dyslexic child a gift last christmas? Satan"
"Two women are at a cafe, sitting quietly"
"Did you hear about the shoemaker who went bankrupt? He was inSOLEvent"
"My internet is so slow... Loading..."
"BLONDE BRAIN Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it."
"My wife told me that she needs time and distance... ...because she's calculating velocity."
"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"
"Lately people have been trying to get me to jump off a dock But I don't give into pier pressure."