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Joke of the Day

"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"

"It's 3 am. Just smoked a fatty. Just trying to make up new material with my parrot. I think i just thought of a good one but I may just be... Too stoned with one bird."

"whoops i accidentally spilled a whole pizza in my mouth"

"Sometimes I leave a trail of pizza crumbs around the house so I can find my way back to the TV"

"Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay? Thoreau editing."

"Why can't Donald Trump get elected? Because no Juan will vote for him."

"Parenting tip: If your toddler is being quiet then they are probably doin somethin like tryin to flush the cat down the toilet."

"I firmly believe in taking care of one's body... That's why I protect mine in a thick layer of fat."

"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagin_asian_"

"ME: Leave me alone! You're not my real dad! CRAWDAD: [patiently] I am doing my best to raise you on my own. Now eat your plankton."