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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the shoemaker who went bankrupt? He was inSOLEvent"

"Son, it's ur 18th birthday, so I got u a brand new car... ""OMG DAD. WOW-"" ...dboard box. ""But-"" Pack up, ur moving out birthday boy."

"If you can't buy a person, you can always sell him."

"90% of people get this problem wrong 1+1+1+1+1 1+1+1+1+1 1+1x0+1 = ?"

"I dont have enough money to play f2p (free to play) games because i lack the money to buy the necessary hacks to be able to compete in equal grounds."

"Doggy Diet book Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled ""Shitzu shouldn't eat"""

"What date is it today? 2nd April. Ha!! April fool!"

"I wasn't allowed to bring my board game onto the airplane They told me the risk was too big."

"Whats the worst part about Crabgrass? It's Not Lobster."

"Somebody actually complimented me on my parking today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."