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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200000 and a parachute."

"My ceiling fan has 3 settings: 1. Very slow 2. Slow 3. I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident"

"""I bet you can't name two different structures that hold water!"" Well, dam..."

"'Benjamin Button.' 'BENJAMIN WHO?' 'Benjamin' 'WHO'S THERE?' 'Knock knock!'"

"Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !"

"What do you call an uncertain insect today? A May bee."

"If you watch Cinderella backwards... ..it's about a women who learns her place. Old one but still funny."

"Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses? They never show a prophet."

"""Superman gets morning steel. That's hot."" Filed under things I think about while having my coffee."

"No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do."